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DOGE for Hamden's education budget

DOGE for Hamden's education budget

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Apr 28, 2025
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Greetings, Hamden. I am the American Bald Eagle, and I hail from DOGE. I am here by executive order. The Hamden Legislative Council asked my friends, President Donald Trump and Mr. Elon Musk, to investigate Hamden Public Schools for waste, fraud, and abuse. President Trump and Mr. Musk have sent me on a special mission to investigate Hamden Public Schoo…

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